June 5 2011 - Dictator

"If I were a dictator, I'd say...BE FREE!"

July 29, 2013 - Definition of a Serial Killer

'So are serial killers just people who kill lots of people?'
Me: 'Pretty much.'
'So would that be their job...or their hobby?'

July 6, 2013 - Island

'Honestly, if I had my own island, I would run around naked!'

May 6, 2013 - Stupid Snails

'Gosh these are stupid snails!  They won't stick to my face!'

June 18, 2013 - Japanese

'I kinda wish I was Japanese.  Don't Japanese people just look cool?'

June 11, 2013 - Ninja Moves

'This is what I call The Reverse Kidnap!'

May 2 2013 - Time Travel

'I wish I could go back in time so I could play with myself.'