Friday, April 29, 2011
April 29 2011 - Deep Thoughts on Windows
"Duh, why do they even make windows? Like it would be hard to break in a house!"
Sunday, April 24, 2011
April 24 2011 - Picking on River
Trying to make River laugh Israel said, "You're head looks like a coconut, and your neck is a sweat trap."
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Sunday, April 10, 2011
April 10 2011 - Mario Characters
With Mario on the brain Israel declared, "Mom, you're Princess Peach, Dad's Donkey Kong, I'm Luigi, and River's Yoshi cause he eats everything."
April 6 2011 - Minor Accomplishments
During a gardening meeting we had at church, Israel taps my shoulder, leans over and whispers, "Look Mom, I can fit Rivers whole ear in my mouth!"
April 5 2011 - Distractions
During the millionth time that Israel got distracted from his schoolwork to play with River today, I said, "I know it's fun to play with River, but you need to stay focused." Israel's response, "It's not fun...it's my life!"
April 2 2011 - Thoughts on George Michael
After seeing a picture of the singer George Michael, Israel said, "Mom, I think this guy's into women!"
March 23 2011 - River's Big Head
"Mom, I know why River (his little brother) eats a lot...cause he has a big head and he's trying to balance it out with his tummy."
December 2010 - Impression of a Truck Driver
"Wanna hear my impression of a truck driver?...Wanna get some beer" (in a deep raspy voice)
Sometime when he was 2 1/2
In response to me telling him to stop kicking me, "I'm not kicking you, I'm punching you with my feet."
Sometime when he was 1 1/2
"I hate poop. It's rescusting. I can't poop anymore, I don't have a belly button."
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