Sunday, June 19, 2011

Father's Day Funny

We all laid down to read another chapter in Israel's book, and I sat at the wrong end...his feet.   "Woah Israel, your feet smell HORRIBLE," I gasped as I held my breath.  "You think that's bad...you should taste them!"   Hmmmm

Sunday, June 5, 2011

June 5 2011 - Monopoly

While playing Monopoly, I was in a rather obnoxious and funny mood.  At one point Israel looked at me, wearing a huge smile that reinforced how clever he was, and with a white one dollar bill and said, "I'll give you a dollar to shut up." 

June 5 2011 - Nightmare

"My worst nightmare would be that aliens invaded the world with butt faces."

June 5 2011 - Dictators

"If I were a dictator, I'd say...BE FREE!"