August 26, 2011 - Meatball Dreams

River typically wakes up from naps very pleasant, goofy, and ready to play. Today however, he awoke fussy and only wanting mama. So naturally, Israel asks (and so very sympathetically), "Aw, did you have a nightmare that a monster put your big meatball head on his plate of spaghetti?"

August 16 2011 - Cannibals

"Mom....do you know any cannibals?"  asked Israel contemplatively.

August 14 2011 - Hospital Emergency

"Man, wouldn't it be crazy if ALL of the hospitals shut down?  There would be people honkin' and horkin' and babies flying outta people!"

August 11 2011 - Swinter

"I wish we could have a swinter!"   (summer and winter combined).  I asked Israel what that would look like to him.  His reply..."You could wear swimming trunks and throw snow balls."

August 8 2011 - Tank Tops

"I kinda like that guys tank top except the nipple hangin' out.  It kinda draws attention...like hey look at me."   (Israel said this tonight while walking on a local path...this is almost exactly the same tank top)

August 4 2011 - Sneak Attack

While sneaking up on River with a blanket, I asked what Israel was doing.  "I'm gonna jump River."  He threw the blanket on him and wrestled him to the ground!