September 18 2012 - Ears

  Today Israel told me of a girl who said she wanted to cut her ears off because of her dog barking.  Israel explained why this thinking was illogical.  'She would still have holes...she would look like a turtle though.'  Then he pointed to the outside of his ear and said, 'these are just like satellite dishes.'

September 7 2012 - To Lick an Envelope

I had Israel lick the envelope for the grandparents day card that he made for his grandpa and grandma.  After he licked it he said 'Great.....I hope I don't have cockroach eggs on my tongue now.'

September 4 2012 - Compound Word

When asked what a compound word is, Israel thought it would be easier to give an example, than to explain it to me.  Without hesitation he exclaims, 'Buttcrack.'  hah