'Wouldn't it be cool if there were no people on the Earth but you for just one day? I would go into all the stores and take as many Lego sets as I wanted. Then I would go to the bank and take that, and some of that, and this. I would stuff it into a garbage bag and then lay it on a homeless person.'
'I thought you were the only person on the Earth,' I interjected.
'Oh yeah.'
'Hey Mom, you know how Egg Nog can dangle from things when you drink it?' (Referring to the texture and thickness of it in your mouth.)
'Um....yeah, I think.'
'Well, that's what just happened in Dad's beard when Ahmi threw up in it. It even looked like he had a bald patch because of how thick it was.'
'Dad, you're like the only grown guy I know that will play with army men.' (As I hear machine gun sounds from Justin in the room where he and Israel are building with Lego's and playing with army men.)
'That's because I'm creative,' Dad joked.
'Yeah....said the guy who is only building a ladder (out of Lego's).
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